


Seddie Sonnet

by DeadlyRedAlice



Category: iCarly
Genre: Poetry
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2011-06-02
Updated: 2011-06-02
Packaged: 2015-02-07 02:26:47
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 469
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7045774/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2412343/DeadlyRedAlice
Summary: Little one-shot, pretty self explanatory. Sam is given a project to write a sonnet and let's just say that while her first attempt was more heartfelt, it was a little too lovey-dovey for someone like Sam, if you know what I mean. ;  Seddie Fluffiness





	Seddie Sonnet

Hey! Hello! Hola! Howdy! Hiya! DRA here. Exhausted as all get out. Not that many of you care. It's okay. I forgive you all. Well, most of you. YOU, however, are not forgiven. Just kidding. Mostly. Anyways. My brain is hardly working but I was bored and I'm sick of studying for my exams, so enjoy. Little oneshot. Yeah. Rate. Review. Comment. Criticize. Suggest. ME DO NOT OWN ANYTHING WHATSOEVER. Thanks ya'll.

DeadlyRedAlice  
>xoxo<p>

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><p>I sat in front of a blank piece of paper and pen. And I waited. And waited. But nothing happened. The pen did not magically get up and write a sonnet, as I had been hoping it would. But even someone as stupid as me knew that pens didn't do that. I just wished they did.<p>

"How am I to write a sonnet before tomorrow?" I muttered. True, we had been given the assignment two weeks ago, but I was the queen of procrastination. And forgetfulness. And other things that did not need to be mentioned. Carly had advised me to write about my love of food, considering a sonnet was to be on love, but even food couldn't perk me up enough to get me to actually write poetry. I sighed and ran my fingers through my curls frustrated that no words came to mind. I took up the pen in my hand and began, not really focusing on the words, just letting them flow. An hour later, to my surprise, I was done. Sort of. Reading over my sonnet, I wanted to die.

"There is no way I'm turning this in," I scolded angrily to myself. True, it met all the requirements, but it was embarrassing and revealing and… well, it came from my heart, a place nobody ever needed to see. I crumbled the paper and threw it in the trash, and started over, this time about ham, and how it rhymed with Sam.

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><p><em>His eyes sparkle just like the night's own stars<br>__His laugh is intoxicating to me  
><em>_His smile could stop any of the wars  
><em>_And I just wish that I can make him see_

_He is such a nub, but he is my nub  
><em>_And if he knew his power over me  
><em>_That I love him more than a meatball sub  
><em>_Maybe he'll love me too, or let me be_

_Too bad he is in love with my best friend  
><em>_It is almost too painful to watch them  
><em>_But I make myself so my heart can mend  
><em>'_Cause he sees the rock, not the hidden gem_

_Ever since we kissed it's been so awkward  
><em>_Let's kiss again to fix this, my Fredward_

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><p>So what did you think? I was bored, as stated previously. Rate. Review. Comment. Criticize. Suggest.<br>-DRA


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